I won't lie to myself, I am a glorified receptionist. (I have an embossed golden eagle on my business card, hence the glorification.) Not that I'm complaining, because I do have a wonderful job. Maybe in some inflated, bohemian fasion I should consider my job important. I man the front lines; I lie in the foremost trench, exchanging verbal fire with senior citizens, zealots, and crazies. I am an infantrywoman. Here is an example of the daily battles I fight on the telephone. The fight is to stay calm and rational and sweet, regardless of who's calling and why...
Me: "Good afternoon, Senator Enzi's office."
Caller: "Yea, I am watching your boss Ensign on the Chris Matthew's show right now. I think he, along with the entire Bush Adminstration, needs to go to jail for advocating torture."
Me: "Sir, this isn't Senator Ensign's office."
Caller: "Oh....Who's office is this?"
Me: "This is Senator Enzi's office."
Caller: "Is he a Republican?"
Me: "Yes, sir, he is a Republican."
Caller: "Then he should go to jail too."
Me: "Alright, thanks for calling."
These are the times when I want to abadon standard office procedure and tell gentlemen like this that they are pinheads if that is their political philosophy and encourage them to move to Zimbabwe. Then I would remind them that one-party goverments are simple dictatorships. But instead, I put on my smiley voice, thank them for calling, then brace myself for the next caller.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
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